About Us
Crimson Island is a quite unique place to be. If you decide to check us out, you'll notice a bunch of unsettling things. We have no laws and believe anarchy is the key to healthy lives and prosperity.
Due to this awesome belief, no one is rich forever and no one is ever poor forever. Everyone always has an infinite amount of chances to become wealthy. Why, you may ask? In Crimson Island, every type of crime that you might be aware of is legal. In essence, nothing is illegal.
Over the years, people have compared our somewhat unique ideology with communism, and have failed to provide any substancial similiarities. We aren't commies.
Meet the ideologists
These four
geniouses are the reason for our soul existance. They created the aformentioned
ideas. It is quite unfortunate that they died long ago. We do not know how
or why they died. However, all of must give them our utmost respect since
if it weren't for them, we'd just be another typical failed attempt by the
USA of establishing a democracy in a hectic country.
President
Our current
ideology enforcer was born in a military hospital in 1973 and goes by the
name of Joe Crimson. His birth name is unknown but is believed to be Joseph
Gillotti. He is infamous for both being a witty and ruthless leader. Cross
him and prepare to be terminated in under 5 seconds. His response staff
is really that fast.
Scientists guess that Joe Crimson's biological father is Chuck Norris.